Have you ever lost something, right in front of your face? You set something down, look away for just ONE SECOND and the next second its completely gone? Yeah, this is the work of the Stealing Things. I know for a fact when I put something down, it should be right back in that same place – but its not. It never is. And I know its not me, I KNOW it. It must be something else. Tiny little things that take your stuff and move it around to mildly inconvenience you.

Before you get to thinking, “man this author is insane” just think about it! I think of myself as a responsible and organized person – so therefore, how does my stuff just go missing ALL the time? It shouldn’t be possible. But it is, because the Stealing Things are fast and mischievous, and they like to play tricks.

I don’t know their motivations and I don’t know what they look like, or how many there are, but I know where I put my stuff, and I know that when I go to look for it, its not in the original place I put it. Thats enough evidence for me. If you don’t believe me, think for yourself.

You will believe me, and know the truth soon enough.