Hello there, today we are going to talk about why chicken wings are the best foods in the world. It is the perfect food that will always make you happy in times of great hunger. No matter the time or circumstance, chicken wings will always be there to fill you up. If you need a quick snack at night, the answer is chicken wings. If you want to feast with your friends, the answer is chicken wings. If you can’t decide on a food for a potluck, the answer is chicken wings. Despite the greatness of the chicken wings, there is one simple problem.

It’s quite a shame that there are people in the world who absolutely hate chicken wings. They never give chicken wings a chance, and just view it as a cheap piece of meat. They feel that chicken wings are too messy, and nasty when drenched in sauce.. In reality chicken wings are one of the best parts of the chicken because it is dark meat. I have three reasons to prove that they are wrong which is that chicken wings are extremely versatile, accessible, and easy to eat. Together these factors create the ultimate perfect food, that will lead you to the gates of what I call food heaven. A place of eternal bliss, where all worries of the world are put aside, for a glorious meal.

My first main point of why chicken wings are so great, is that they are extremely versatile. They can be sauced with several varieties of sauces that will prevent you from getting bored of them. Most chicken wing joints have at least ten sauces, that leave you wanting to try each. Places will also keep making new sauces, so you can always anticipate some new experiences with chicken wings, if you don’t want to wait

Then next important point is that chicken wings are highly accessible.

Chicken wings are very cheap, and aren’t hard to find around your area. As you can see here, all I did was look up chicken wings near me, and 3 very great chicken wing places close to me, instantly popped up. This means you don’t have to struggle to find great chicken wing places near you, unlike expensive foods like caviar or lobster. On the right is a menu from a great chicken wing place called SoCal Wings. At first glance, the prices may look expensive, but if you look at the wings alone it’s only ten dollars. That would mean a wing would cost a dollar, which isn’t too bad considering a person eats 6 to 8 wings per meal. Not only are these wings cheap, they are also some of the best wings out there. Some great foods like steaks require you to pay at least $30 dollars, for high quality steaks. Steaks that are usually less than that price, aren’t good, and are low quality. Chicken wings don’t need to be expensive to be good, which adds to why they are cheap. Lastly, chicken wings can also be bought in bulks, which is convenient for your next party or big get together.

My final reason that explains why chicken wings are the best foods in the world, is that they are really easy to eat. To eat it, all you have to do is simply pick it up, and start biting into that crispy golden skin. Chicken wings require no fancy utensils or tables, to eat them. Even a world renowned chef like Gordon Ramsay knows how to barbarically eat chicken wings. The man cooks in fancy restaurants everyday, but still know how to eat chicken wings because they are so simple to eat. You can also eat them almost anywhere! For example you can eat them standing up while watching a sports game or sitting on a couch watching Netflix. All you really needs is your two hands, and hopefully some teeth.

Now someone may ask, “why is versatility important in food”? Having versatile foods are important because eating the same thing makes you really sick of it. To like a food, you must crave it. In order to achieve this chefs needs to change things up, or people will get nauseous at the sight at that certain food. Since chicken wings are versatile, your cravings will always remain. For example on a Monday you can have garlic parmesan wings, while on a Wednesday you can have soy garlic wings. You won’t get sick of chicken wings because the sauces are different, and unique. I promise that chicken wings will never leave you feeling like Bugs Bunny in this GIF.

Someone else may ask, “why someone would pick chicken wings over fried chicken” or beef over chicken”. First and foremost, I believe that a perfect chicken dish needs to be tender, adjustable, and well complimented. Chicken wings fit all these things. Wings are always tender, adjustable as mentioned before, and can be well complimented by other sides. In this image chicken wings are prepared with mozzarella sticks, onion rings, tater tots, carrots, and celery. This also adds to why chicken wings are versatile. Fried chicken on the other hands excels at being tender, and well complimented. Despite having these great factors, fried chicken doesn’t have adjustability. Most fried chicken places make fried chicken with the same fried batter, which are rarely sauced. When deciding on beef or chicken, chicken is always the best option because it gives more energy, and it better for your heart.

Now some jerk on the street may say, “chicken wings are so hard to eat because the meat always gets stuck in the bone”. This video below shows a very easy chicken wing trick, that removes all the bones, and leaves a perfectly clean piece of chicken wing to eat in one bite.

Someone else may say that chicken wings are way too messy, and slimy. All you have to do is simply use napkins, then wash your hands. It’s not that hard. You should wash your hands after eating everything else anyways. Also, you can use napkins to hold chicken wings, which will keep your hands clean.

After covering all the points of why chicken wings are the best foods in the world, I hope you can give the great food the respect it deserves. After all, a chicken wing is your best friend because it will never leave you. Instead of comforting you with your emotions, chicken wings will end your hunger crises. The tasty dripping sauce, golden crispy skin, juicy dark meat, and cheap price is something you can always count on. Now go out there, and get yourself a beautiful basket of wings. Don’t forget the napkins!